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the boomer

Thu Jun 18, 2009, 8:35 PM
  • Mood: Peaceful
Anticipation is usually greater than fulfillment. You know, the calm before the storm, the deep breath before the plunge, all way more pregnant with possibility. There's a storm coming, they say, and the doppler radars are doing their level best to prognosticate a big wad of nasty.

But for all predictions and the meteorology, you just can't wrangle a storm. The fact that they're beyond us is what makes them cool. That this coming storm could mutate into something for real serious is exciting, even if the aftermath were tragic. (Doubtful, given that the truly devastating storms tend to blow themselves out before they ever reach lake country, but still...) I don't WANT the skies to rain destruction or a tornado to materialize and start busting barns and tossing cars, but the fact that we're all powerless to stop it if it does is somehow reassuring in a weird way.

Of course, weathermen are inordinately cheerful when good weather is on the way, and outrageous prophets of doom when rain is coming, so when they tell us to buckle down and hang on tight for the wrath of God, it's almost always a letdown. Even so, I was promised a boomer tonight and I'm pacing the grounds and watching the night sky between bouts of comic craft. There are no stars, and high altitude lightning and distant thunder promises some sort of show of force. A sky-wide flash revealed a bank of thunderheads that look menacing enough. I guess we'll see.

If the heavens do open wide, my beloved and brave doggy (sarcasm) will no doubt beat her way out of the back hall and into the basement. Some dogs are gun shy, some bark incessantly at strangers; i'm convinced my wee little labrador has some half-formed canine ideology that insists there are vengeful gods of thunder who will destroy her for all her doggy sins, like pooping in the house ages ago or the time she ate half a tray of cookies before yodeling them back up hours later. Or she's just a total puss who's afraid of the sound of heated air expanding. But try and explain that to her. Dogs are great and all, but their grasp of science is...wanting. Perhaps if I demonstrated the fundamentals of weather systems using sausage links or pig ears...

Anyway...there's work to be done, and a capital night for saving my work files often.


ja, mata ;)

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:icongrizzled-ink:
God don't give the Weather Channel any ideas... before you know it they'll have a station for dogs with barking weathermen and strips of bacon showing the extended forecast printed on them :hmm:

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:iconvanheist:
hell, i'd watch that :giggle:

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:iconalexcuervo:
Let me tell you how its reasurring to know that weather being unstoppable is great.

if we controlled that bastard, there would be the very end of every damn thing.

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:iconguyren:
Currently having a strange vision of you drawing at your computer while experiencing turbulence at the "Wizard of Oz" level. It's good to know that if your shelter takes flight you'll be sure to save often.
:shithitsthefan::pc:
:iconomega23:
Yes, I agree with you. All the theories, all the religious "proof," none of that matters. None of that can really tell us when the end is going to come. We won't truly know until it's here, and personally I like it better that way. It's like a big surprise wrapped up in a nice little package called Apocalypse.

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"Fire," Pete cackled. "BurnItAll."

"Damn it Pete," Striker teased. "You're supposed to pillage before you burn."
:iconwavesofchaos:
i honestly love reading your journals. they're so witty and they always hit subjects that i like, even when they get a tad controversial and touchy like the one before this.
in any case, it's so nice reading your take on things, like the unpredictability of storms right here. i'm fascinated by bad weather personally, though when it gets tornado-type-bad i have panic attacks, but short of that its fascinating listening to the storms and watching them. some people fear unpredictable factors like storms, some relish them.
and that "pregnant with possibility" line is easily the best thing i've read in days :XD:

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:icondematari:
hopefully you get your show. In the part of MN I'm in it came here, saw lightning and nothing more.
Others reported hail and even tornado's... but the rain I wanted never came. Damn those weathermen! They probably do control the weather and just get forecasts wrong to throw off suspicion!

I mean would you suspect someone who gets it wrong 90% of the time?

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:iconmarshall-turner:
Hmm...for some reason, it's hard for me to start a discussion from your entries. More food-for-thought than conversation-starters. That's no a bad thing, though.

Anyway, since this is becoming a standard way of replying to your entries, here's some Creedence Clearwater Revival for you: [link]

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Human tragedy and comedy are both caused by fear, selfishness, and ignorance.


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:icondeimyts:
The huge storms always seem to bypass us; there was a big one a few days ago, but the worst part was a ways off to the east. We just got ultra-turbulent rain, and my wheelchair-bound friend busted a tire in the middle of it; talk about bad luck.

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This is the way that the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper
- T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Men

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