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squirrel outside my window eating frozen pizza.

whatever, dude.
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:iconhajbe:
Hajbe Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
Pablo, is that you?
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:iconcuradh:
Curadh Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014
You should visit the University of Maryland.  I think the squirrels there have read Redwall or something.  They're aggressive as hell.
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RukiXStalker Featured By Owner May 29, 2014
Its like the squirrels where i live you don't question why they have a bagel just accept it.
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DemondGust Featured By Owner May 23, 2014
Seen one of them take a half of a slice from the dumpster.. not bad 
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cherry12 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
i need these in my neighborhood. :iconnotimpressedplz:
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Kenichi2point0 Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
:lol::laughing:
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:iconvertous:
Vertous Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Student Artist
Squirrels- The raccoon's of America...
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DRGNPaladin Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
Pretty sure raccoons are the raccoons of America....
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hvk Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Squirrels like to watch artists doing the thing. THis is a science fact!
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zewhatcher Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Professional Writer
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA. 
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JGraphic1 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014   Interface Designer
funny
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:icondunne:
Dunne Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
I found your squirrel!
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LiaHansen Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student Artist
I saw a squirrel doing this up the street from my house once, pepperoni and everything! Where are they getting all this pizza? I want pizza!
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VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
and they called me mad! MAD! HAHAHAHA WHO'S MAD NOW???!
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Whimseystock Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014   General Artist
LOL  I have a squirrel like that in my hedge.  :sun:
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AngelHero4 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014   Artist
Wow, been a VERY long time since you featured yourself in a comic.  And lucky, you've got a window of inspiration right next to you.
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Sampixie Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
squirrels are nasty little shits was attacked by one because my cousin wouldn't leave it alone. the ass. she pisses it off and I get attacked. made her buy me a brand new set of 80 prisma colors for it.
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PeiteLilRitsuka Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
......AWESOME SQUIRREL!
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eablevins Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Professional Writer
I showed this to my husband because it made me giggle.  Then I showed him Gogo.  :D
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VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
Interestingly, this simple comic featuring myself has roughly the same amount of faves as my recent submissions featuring Gogo, thus by twisted logic I AM AS INTERESTING AS MY CREATION! :evillaugh:

*hastily retreats into obscurity*
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eablevins Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Professional Writer
^-^
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StormyD Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
What kind of toppings did it have?
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VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
it looked to be a rather frosty slice of pizza from being out in the cold, so it was hard to tell, but it appeared to have a slice or two of pepperoni.
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:iconstormyd:
StormyD Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
You seem strangely calm in the face of squirrels developing a taste for meat.
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roolsilver Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
A squirrel and I once mutually scared the bejezzus out of eachother by simultaneously realizing that we were a foot apart and both of us jumping at the startling fact.  Since then we've been pretty cool with one another as species.
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M4IAN Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
Nothing to see hear. 
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Animtasy Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Reminds of the Squirrel that would waltz into my University's Music Building, climb a shelf in the cafe by the entrance, grab a snickers, run outside and proceed to open the snickers to chow down. He/She sis this often, and was a bit of a celebrity on campus.
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VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
I'm not sure how squirrels process sugars/chocolate, but i gotta think afterwards it had enough energy to propel itself into low orbit.
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xenonarchive Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
Squirrelstronauts? Now that's a scary thought!
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Animtasy Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I never saw it after, but while it was eating it would just chill out one of the rail/benches outside the building. People could take pictures of it, and it never cared. The person working the cash register often had to shoo the squirrel out of the place, and one time it ran into the building, causing quite the commotion.
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TheWiggleKing Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Squirrels these days. No manners. 
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lzrquest Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Professional Photographer
brilliant hahaha
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MethusulaComics Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
HA! XD
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trezetreze Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
hahaha
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elessal Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Student
true story???
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VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
true story, d00d.
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LeDaverix Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD
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FuriousClown Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Student Artist

Hehe :)

Groovy

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Hyenaworks Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Squirrels gotta eat, man.
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Dunne Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
Musta been DiGiornio, because it sure wasn't delivery *badum tiss~!*
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:iconvanheist:
VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
GET IN THE CORNER! NOW!
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Jlpicard Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
The fuin thing is that it's exactly what i've got in front of me: plus.google.com/u/0/+JonasThib… ^^
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E1L0n3wy Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
X'''D ahahha Did this Really Happen??? 8D that is Hillarious XDDD hhhahhaha :heart: :giggle:

ooh 83 that reminds me... I have pizza in the frig! >w< mmm......'couldn't find anything nomming pizza ^^; => :iconkittycornplz:
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Sutiiven-no-Okami Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Better not be my pizza.
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:iconvanheist:
VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
well if it was, it's your fault for leaving it to freeze outside and to be plundered by squirrels.
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Sutiiven-no-Okami Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Nah, I ordered a pizza and a slice was missing.  If it was a squirrel then I'd feel bad about punching that pizza delivery guy.
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KichouTenshi Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Student Artist
Hahaha that's crazy XD
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BrineTime Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
Great, Russia gets packs of wild dogs crashing every Olympic event possible and the best we can muster squirrels eating pizza.

I swear to God, if those commie dogs wanted to they could rule this country.
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VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
We also have car-door-removing, dumpster-emptying bears in this great land of ours. That has to count for a little bit.
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