squirrels are nasty little shits was attacked by one because my cousin wouldn't leave it alone. the ass. she pisses it off and I get attacked. made her buy me a brand new set of 80 prisma colors for it.
A squirrel and I once mutually scared the bejezzus out of eachother by simultaneously realizing that we were a foot apart and both of us jumping at the startling fact. Since then we've been pretty cool with one another as species.
Reminds of the Squirrel that would waltz into my University's Music Building, climb a shelf in the cafe by the entrance, grab a snickers, run outside and proceed to open the snickers to chow down. He/She sis this often, and was a bit of a celebrity on campus.
I never saw it after, but while it was eating it would just chill out one of the rail/benches outside the building. People could take pictures of it, and it never cared. The person working the cash register often had to shoo the squirrel out of the place, and one time it ran into the building, causing quite the commotion.