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Eternal peace was Heaven's greatest lie... an' I wouldn't have it any other way!
Jixtin, number 251 of =Org-infinity
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CAPSLOCK. IT'S LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
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"And remember to believe in magic....or i'll kill you."
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"Who am I? I'm the most bad-ass high flying soap bubble of 'em all!" - Sakata Gintoki, Gintama Volume 3, Chapter 22
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So sayeth the Captain.
Strouperman Webcomic! [link]
O' the joys cellular mitosis.
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I was brought up to never speak ill of the dead. Even if they do most of the talking themselves. ~ Ianto Jhones 'Torchwood'
Rebooting your brain can be tricky.
You know, since she is reproducing sort of like a cell, maybe eat like one?
Funny much...? Maybe...?
Okay, my jokes suck...
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Hell is but a word my friend. A reality is much, much worse...
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"we are here to save the earth: E-R-F"
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Zeitwolf
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