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The Morrigan: Induction by VanHeist The Morrigan: Induction by VanHeist
Sometimes it's nice to just directly serve up a jerk for the killin'...there's no suspense, no question what's coming, simply let fly and have fun giving someone what-for...

Sexism's rarely this blunt, cartoony, or satisfyingly settled here in the real world, which isn't known for its just desserts. And of course, there are conditions that make it rather reasonable that men and women don't typically play the same field in the world of sports. But pragmatically speaking, if it walks like a man, talks like a man, and gives and takes hits like a man, let "the man" play. Here, the silent majority seems to get it.

But to hell with the politics for now. Here's a comic featurin' Gogo crushing some dude's jewels, bursting with justification :P

Dude, you strolled right in and asked for it. Dumbass.
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Cid-Vicious Featured By Owner May 11, 2015
I wonder if Gogo's teammates are more practical and developed than this dumbass or did she proved herself by giving each of them the same treatment.

BTW, just to imagine it animated in my head makes me :rofl:
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VanHeist Featured By Owner May 11, 2015
I like to think the rest of the team was cool from the start.

"What? She's a powerhouse on offense and her intensity is great for morale. Didn't take ME getting my sack twisted to see that. Quit being an asshole, Jim."

"Her sister brought brownies too. I ain't sure you should get any now."
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Cid-Vicious Featured By Owner May 11, 2015
Whoa. Can't believe you would actually respond:D

I can see how Gogo boosts a team's morale. It must be wonderful to be able to tell someone one of your teammates can lift and throw a truck across the park. To imagine you play side by side with that makes your enemies tremble.

Didi - "No brownies, no game!";)
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VanHeist Featured By Owner May 11, 2015
Sometimes I descend from my lofty perch on high to mingle with the proles ;)

Gogo: "Comrades! Is not important what types of junks we is packing in our shorts! Look at Biff there! He is got bigger boobs than ME!"

Biff: "Testify!"

Gogo: "But he is also got wicked stopping power and ferocious kicks! Steve is berserk warrior even though he is like buck twenty five soaking wet! Alex is...what IS you, anyways?"

Alex: "I prefer to avoid labels."

Gogo: "Whatever! Alex is human being with massive ball control and INTENSITY! And I is DAMNED if we is not cohesive unit of mad-ass CRAZY WARRIORS who is gonna TAKE IT to those other sorry bastards and shove it RIGHT DOWN THEIR THROATS."

Everybody: "YEAAAAAHHHH!"

Gogo: "Do it for the shirt! Do it for the guy--er, PERSON next to you! Do it because I WILL CRUSH YOUR ASS IN HIDEOUSLY UNSEXY WAYS IF YOU DOES NOT LEAVE IT ALL OUT THERE AND CRANK IT UP TO ELEVEN SO HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF ALL GODS YOU GUYS WE IS NOT GOING TO LOSE!"

Everybody: "RAAAAAAAGHHH!!!"

Gogo: "Good. Someone get some ice for Jim and tell him to quit crying. Is embarrassing."

...wow, that's WAY easier than drawing a comic :P
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Cid-Vicious Featured By Owner May 12, 2015
Gogo could make millions with "Inspirational Videos" on YouTube just by reading this text aloud. I can imagine the background image slowly turning into a vision of an storm of bones, fire and blood as she delivers her words of wisdom:D

Do tell! Only the imagine the size of this would make my hands fall.
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soulhammer Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
The cup! It does nothing!
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BloodLily16 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Gogo's woman enough to take over the world. Don't sass her.
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katban Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
o fuck! i am not a guy, but come on. I FELT HIS PAIN! oooooooooh
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ShaozChampion Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I feel sorry for that guy's balls....but he was begging for the nutcracker...
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patrick19942 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014
note to self - never talk shit to gogo
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2ndMercWithAMouth Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Student Filmographer
Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.... But Gogo takes the cake.
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TheBaneblade Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
Of course she plays rugby.

hey, van, have ever considered having her play Aussie rules football?
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wolf2014 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This is what they mean by a woman's scorn, except with GooGoo that was just her being niceEVIL Laughter! 
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Ouch! Pain, so much pain!!!
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RowanRhed Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Student General Artist
that last thing Gogo says my character Yumi says something very similar and she says it alot 
in other thoughts: I admire gogo for her ability to not give a shit until she's really that mad  I probably wouldv'e thrown something large and heavey at that guy before he finished the second panel
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mybloodyvampireheart Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
ILOVETHISWOMAN!!!!!! XD :lol::heart::heart::heart:
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jragin Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
I fricking love these
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biohazard22791 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
oh god my walnuts just cracked from that sight alone.
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qwerty2999 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
....I'm, scroused....:o
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KageRyuuUji Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
She scares me... but in good way lol
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Sushiabbot123 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
I'm a girl, and I cringed at the sound effects...ouch...
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Zoumoroda Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Student General Artist
:)
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Guy01 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Pecking Order!
Gogo is so awesome.
Great comic, excellent art.
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eablevins Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
Lolololol. XD
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Vertous Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Student Artist
Wow she cracked the pecan shell (Cup) and the nuts inside that BA!
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Shad01X Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012   Traditional Artist
...Dude XD...
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Wordsmith2020 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
lol XD
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KoaruMazaki Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012
O.o there is no word to describe the pain he must feel...
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p3rsh1ng Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012
Not even a steel cup would protect him from her :XD:
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RoyalStars Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
... A like button must be made for comments like this..
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p3rsh1ng Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
Indeed. But there isnt one *sigh*
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Broadshore Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wahh... AWOOO!!!

Was that a Coyote I herd?
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PyroJirah Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012   Traditional Artist
"...I was..." Ahahahaha, I died at that.
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MacCarrickLuv Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
THAT, I understand. lol
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TaurusJ Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012
you know a comic is great when the sound words alone can make you cringe. XD
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deathsblades Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012
Have to say this reminds me of my school days playing rugby it's a lot of fun unless you don't like pain mud and blood and some times teeth flying around.

oh and this is to the Dumbass Girls now how to play rugby because the don't have to worry about the some balls between there legs thats what they told me at school
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Razthor Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012
OUCH!!!
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Ryrare Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh good gosh, even through the cup!
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Darkelementangel Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
"We look like a pack of limp dick liberal nancy boys" XDDD
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RogueRider Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Looks a little like how I joined the mens football team. Except mine included a clothsline lifting the guy off the ground and dropping him on his back
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VanHeist Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
there ain't nothing like a well-placed clothesline. It's what the arm WANTS to do.
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RogueRider Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Yup yup. They all thought I wouldn't want to play since I was a lesbian and they were playing smear the queer.....I see the name as a challenge more then an insult >XD
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VanHeist Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Hey, if someone's not afraid of full contact and dishes it back out, give 'em the benefit of the doubt. "NO ONE EVAH SAID YA DIDN'T HAVE HAHT, KID!"
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Eternal-Voice Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012
Gogo is actually the type of woman I wish I could be like, no lie.
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foggydaylight Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012
I...I love Gogo.
Lol! She's classic
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KitWhitham Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
I can see Andy and Didi on the sidelines watching this play out. I can even see them placing their bets!

Andy: "Betcha ten bucks he'll only get four more words in before Gogo breaks his bones."
Didi: "Naw, betcha twenty he'll only get two more words in before she crunches his balls."
*CR-K!!!*
Didi: :3
Andy: "..."
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I-Am-DeVan Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Fucking Brilliant/.
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death-harbinger Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I haven't been able to stop giggling for a few minutes now. Before the giggles was the out right laughing til my sides hurt. I absolutely love this!
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VanHeist Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012
Crushed balls are a millenia-old path to giggles. FACT. SCIENCE.
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death-harbinger Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Unfortunately was thinking of the "men" that I know whom I'd love to turn Gogo loose upon...simply adding on to the giggle factor.

But yes, most definately a scientific fact.
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