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Snow Men by VanHeist Snow Men by VanHeist
"Bet with your head, not over it", as the saying goes. You know, just in case you need some last-minute sage advice before the big game tomorrow.

Ahh, winter. Finger-numbing, face-blistering, wind-chill-like-razor-blades-aloft-in-the-breeze winter. Winter can't help but suck, really, since if it comes in guns blazing and cold as hell, everything ices up like death incarnate, and if winter half-asses it, you're left with overcast skies, mild, wet temperature, soaked feet, and a sense of melancholy that takes every ounce of vim and vigor to beat back until spring, uh...springs...i guess...

Anyway, yeah, it's been a brutal winter, the perfect season to spend indoors WITHOUT snow removal duty. It ain't no fun, that kinda work.
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:iconkatban:
katban Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
third panel is my fave.
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:iconpatrick19942:
patrick19942 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014
immunity to cold and freeze? damn!
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gillspar Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
Damn!  She's got to have natural "glass cutters" out in that weather!  XD
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:iconhvk:
hvk Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THey knew the risks when they took the job! Which is to say, associated with her. Knowing Gogo is to embrace the madness. Also; bets with Gogo are doomed to result in comedy. BEWARE.

In all honesty, I'd rather live somewhere cold instead of Arizona; the heat is hellish!
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VanHeist Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
i complain about the cold a lot, but yeah, i'd probably bitch about the Arizona heat, too. (actually, i complain mightily about the summer heat here, so yeah, extremes of anything is a bummer :XD: )
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:iconhvk:
hvk Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I vote that we all relocate to a temperate clime!

Temperance in everything is a good thing :)
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Mullmeister Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Snow removal duty it doesn't suck when you have machines.
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fatmatt1220 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
Andy'd be out there anyway even if Gogo was shoveling if she wore that outfit
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Nyysjan Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
-15 and foot of snow?
I'm envious.
No, i really am, there's been almost no snow and even less cold this winter in Finland.
I miss snow :(
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:iconncweber:
NCWeber Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good grief. Is the sun even out?
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:iconenoa79:
Enoa79 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
Great job.
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SamBlob Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
I'd say something, but when it's summer in Jamaica, I look at National Hurricane Center's website every day looking for tropical storms and hurricanes that might be trying to kill me.

Late spring and almost all of autumn, too.
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AngelHero4 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014   Artist
Huh, Gogo's body portions look a little different.  Can't give full analogy now, to tired.  But great job on the comic.

P.S. 
Hector, offer her a yellow snow cone. Te he!
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Hyenaworks Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Being in California, I often wonder what weather is. 
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:iconsamblob:
SamBlob Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
It's that dry, hot stuff that causes forest fires and brush fires.
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:iconhyenaworks:
Hyenaworks Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That's not weather.  That's pyros.
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:iconsamblob:
SamBlob Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
Well, when it occurs naturally, it's weather.
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XFurby-RainbowDashX Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
the hot dry weather you are talking about is a normal day in Australia my friend
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:iconsamblob:
SamBlob Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
What, even Queensland?

What about Tasmania in July?
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:iconxfurby-rainbowdashx:
XFurby-RainbowDashX Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
well im not from those areas so i dont know about them
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:iconsamblob:
SamBlob Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
Maybe you should narrow it down a bit?
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psychoblackcat Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Professional General Artist
jajajaj gogog is assome ... but thad s a little sad thad you donth continue the story u_U i whanted to know what gogo say to andy TT__TT
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Alvin-York Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
Meanwhile, in California, people complain when it's in the 40s...
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Kagehiisa Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
Fuck me, California was everything Texas isn't. When CA gets hot, you sweat. When TX gets hot, you pass out. OR, when California gets cold, you shiver. When TX gets cold, you freeze, your car's engine freeze, the waters freeze, EVERYTHING FREEZES!

Texas, it turns out, half-asses nothing; weather included.
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caballero-nocturno Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
lol
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:iconkeilink:
Keilink Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahahah, a true nord xD

Awesome work !
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:iconcoyotecom:
Coyotecom Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
Hochimama! She isn't even nipply from that. That's what you call a cold hard bitch.
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:iconmishai:
Mishai Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Im from east Europe so -15 uhm...yea time to wear jacket but whats a deal?:)
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Dragonranger10 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
snow can be fun and nice be around but dang it be cold.

also hears a piece of advice for hector: don't make a bet with someone whose more buff than you can take the bitter cold its a day on the beach! XD
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Sushiabbot123 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
Yeah! I live in indiana and winter is sucking HARD this year! I feelz ya'! 
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:iconkiggen:
Kiggen Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
Yay!!! Gogo's back!!! (And front!)

Seeing her warms me to the core!
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Wolf-fang4 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Glad I'm not a football fan
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:iconkatban:
katban Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sexy woman in bikini :drool:
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:iconlawrencesouljah:
LawrenceSouljah Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
I have two Canadian friends, they both laugh when I complain how cold it is.
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:iconvanheist:
VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
-15 is -15 no matter where you go. If they wander outside in swimwear in that crap, then they can laugh :P
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:iconsamblob:
SamBlob Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
No, actually it's -40 that's -40 wherever you go. -15 to you is -26 to me.  OTOH, 86 to you is 30 to me.
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:iconlawrencesouljah:
LawrenceSouljah Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
So pretty much anyone in Siberia.
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:iconvanheist:
VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
...yes.
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:iconwhite-rose-brian:
White-Rose-Brian Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Sadly, I can attest to the snowstorms where I live. 
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BoneyBackRivers Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
oh Gogo, you so mean
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E1L0n3wy Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ohhh Gogo!! X'''D You and your Cold tolerance... like Arctic Orca!! :rofl: :iconkillerwhaleplz:

=_= uuug! the kid's commentary is soooo right on! I live in the area that was at the upper edge of that snow storm the other day... we were not expecting anything and then...OOPs...o_O... I had to go pick up my sister from work in my Jeep (even though I don't have 4w drive...or even front whee....it's *still* a jeep X'D...)
They really Are calling for another foot....:faint: hoo boy!
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DarkerEve Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
Gogo is so cold....literally XD
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cmmdrsigma Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
Nah, she's hot! Unfortunately, most women I've met those days worry way too much about the latest gosip and not enough about beating the **** out of gossipers.
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:iconvanheist:
VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
there is no room for mercy in debt collection!
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shouldntdothis000 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
Heya, got a message from the lot of us in Minnesota: "QUIT YER BITCHING."
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:iconvanheist:
VanHeist Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
to Minnesota, come the summertime: I don't want to hear about your A/C conking out!
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shouldntdothis000 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
Not a complaint really much of ANYONE here would make. 
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RedWingsDragon Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
Awesome work here
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:iconoperation-gunsen:
Operation-Gunsen Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014
Well, there's living proof that "cheesecake", much like "revenge", is a dish best served cold!
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:iconpeirrin:
peirrin Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
I snorted. :)

Also, Hector, less talking, more shovelling!
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