Snow Men

"Bet with your head, not over it", as the saying goes. You know, just in case you need some last-minute sage advice before the big game tomorrow.

Ahh, winter. Finger-numbing, face-blistering, wind-chill-like-razor-blades-aloft-in-the-breeze winter. Winter can't help but suck, really, since if it comes in guns blazing and cold as hell, everything ices up like death incarnate, and if winter half-asses it, you're left with overcast skies, mild, wet temperature, soaked feet, and a sense of melancholy that takes every ounce of vim and vigor to beat back until spring, uh...springs...i guess...

Anyway, yeah, it's been a brutal winter, the perfect season to spend indoors WITHOUT snow removal duty. It ain't no fun, that kinda work.