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Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ball gown. ~Demetri Martin
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"And remember to believe in magic....or i'll kill you."
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Religious people tried to prove the existence of God, and they Failed. Atheists tried to disprove the existence of God, and were met with a similar failure.
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New Care Bear: Steroid Bear.
Steroid Bear: UGHAAAAA! HUGZ ME YOU WILL NOW!!!! D:<
I think about Gogo too much.... Naaah!
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"No Mr.Hayes, Specters are not Animals, nor are they Ghost. They are a disease, Ebola with legs, Cancer with a smile"-Mr.Jigsaw[White Wolf's Orpheus.]
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The sound of one child crying can stop a world gone mad but for a few seconds. And in that time the world will know why it is there.
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"Fuyutsuki, you'd tell me if I looked dumb like this, wouldn't you?"
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"And remember to believe in magic....or i'll kill you."
"She's staring at my head again....I can feel it. God I hate this. I need a baseball cap...."
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"And remember to believe in magic....or i'll kill you."
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