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"You are the true master of death, because the true master does not seek to run away from Death. He accepts that he must die, and understands that there are far, far worse things in the living world than dying."
-Albus Dumbledore
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"My hormones don't rage. Oh, sure. They get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other." - Daria
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"Their most trivial action may mean volumes, or their most extraordinary conduct may depend upon a hairpin or a curling tongs." (Sherlock Holmes on women in 'The Second Stain' )
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A strong leader is expected to maintain steadfast resolve in his opinion even if the environment changes or he gets new information. In any other context, that would be considered the first sign of a brain tumor.
-Scott Adams
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I will eat your Zombies!
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