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~VanHeist:iconVanHeist:

chicks just get in the way!  

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funky cassette bandit

Journal Entry: Tue May 13, 2008, 7:22 AM
  • Mood: Neutral
after a weekend on sitting parked on the streets of uptown Minneapolis, my car returned home to quiet Oostburg and got violated when someone swiped my cassette adapter. I'd just bought the damn thing so my tape-deck-only car could bust out some fresh MP3s on the road, stupidly left it in plain sight, and when my back was turned whatever magical sprites steal audio peripherals made their way into my car and took just enough to annoy me, but not enough to scour the neighborhood with a pipe wrench.

to quote Vincent Vega, "It would have been worth them doing it just so i could catch them." I might have fed it to them.

on the other hand, i got a refund check in the mail which brightened my day. it's not much but it's timely and unexpected, the best kind of money.

i was kind of bummed yesterday to find that a potential job had found another artist, but at the same time it was my fault for bein slack on response time. Let the lesson be learned, going too slow or biting off more than you can chew is dangerous. maybe it's for the best; i've got a lot on my plate at the moment and it was probably irresponsible of me to try and take on more work than my schedule can handle. In any case, i was sorry to see an opportunity missed, but at least i know why.

Kakkoi Con!: [link] i's scheming. are you? :D

i need to build a new computer. *looks at wallet* piece by tiny piece, looks like...

ja, mata ;)

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 26
  • Current Residence: a dystopian wisconsin of the future!
  • Interests: sleep and music
  • Favourite band or musician: LIVE, The Go! Team, Blackalicious, Nujabes, the Pillows, DJ Shadow, etc
  • Favourite genre of music: anything that's not intentionally just noise
  • MP3 player of choice: winamp
  • Skin of choice: my own
  • Favourite game: O-to-ko-yo
  • Tools of the Trade: pad and a pen.

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~NadiaLampis:iconNadiaLampis: 22 hours 19 minutes ago
Great gallery and comics!:D
I will learn a lot of things from you!:nod:

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~SuperSaiyanCha1n:iconSuperSaiyanCha1n: 1 day 8 hours ago
wow, your drawings are certainly winner material, the :+devwatch: is yours. ; )

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~nailbnny:iconnailbnny: 4 days 9 hours ago
I'm not very found of my username anymore, so I'm going to re-send all my stuff to a new account. I not going to ignore this one, though. I'm going to wait untill I get some publicity on the new one. So this one isn't dead, yet.

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*Caller-of-Storms:iconCaller-of-Storms: 4 days 10 hours ago Mood: Joy
Very cool art! :+devwatch:

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~MissTamapaa:iconMissTamapaa: 5 days 12 hours ago
wow i absolutely love your comics! they made my day ^ ^

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~VanHeist:iconVanHeist: 5 days 13 hours ago
hehe thanks!

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My soul lies in my bat, i am one with my easton
Once i grip the handle the vandal is released and
Visions of viciousness are carried out with tactics
Slapsticks, but never comedy, it's batting practice...
~VanHeist:iconVanHeist: 5 days 13 hours ago
mmm doggies....

thanks so much!

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My soul lies in my bat, i am one with my easton
Once i grip the handle the vandal is released and
Visions of viciousness are carried out with tactics
Slapsticks, but never comedy, it's batting practice...
~VanHeist:iconVanHeist: 5 days 13 hours ago
:evillaugh: another soul within my thrall!

thanks chief!

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My soul lies in my bat, i am one with my easton
Once i grip the handle the vandal is released and
Visions of viciousness are carried out with tactics
Slapsticks, but never comedy, it's batting practice...
~VanHeist:iconVanHeist: 5 days 13 hours ago
after all this time, welcome to the winning team!

hehe j/k, but thanks very much!

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My soul lies in my bat, i am one with my easton
Once i grip the handle the vandal is released and
Visions of viciousness are carried out with tactics
Slapsticks, but never comedy, it's batting practice...
*silentmaster:iconsilentmaster: 5 days 14 hours ago
lovin' the comics, they make me chuckle :D

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*NCWeber:iconNCWeber: 6 days 2 hours ago
Cannot...resist....must....:+devwatch:

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~Steorra-Moonstar:iconSteorra-Moonstar: 6 days 2 hours ago
I

enjoy your art very much

8D

And I also love doggies.

So.

I be watching you now.

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~Zero7923:iconZero7923: 6 days 3 hours ago
Ah yes, they'll get you. They're jealous of the power, I tell you, JEALOUS.
*cough*
Yeeeah xD

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*Phantasm-Okimaru:iconPhantasm-Okimaru: 6 days 4 hours ago
How is it I haven't started watching you yet? I'm remedying this immediately. :D

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~VanHeist:iconVanHeist: May 4, 2008, 8:48:03 PM
"Consider yourself watched..."
the same haunting words uttered to me by the man in the suit and sharp sunglasses before i was kicked out of the van on the freeway.

stumbling back home with a broken leg and gashes upon my head and torso, i vowed never again to use my telepathic powers to embarrass elected officials...

...hehe sorry, it's late and i'm bored :P and thanks!

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My soul lies in my bat, i am one with my easton
Once i grip the handle the vandal is released and
Visions of viciousness are carried out with tactics
Slapsticks, but never comedy, it's batting practice...
*Huriyya666child:iconHuriyya666child: May 4, 2008, 7:49:45 PM
jaa!! 8D funny how I only noticed it in the art cellar after I saw it here in your gallery~ (also funny how you guys are now coming here after I read it)
good luck with your work :)

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~VanHeist:iconVanHeist: May 4, 2008, 7:52:54 AM
hehe i started reading this comment and was like "That line is from something...oh yeah" :XD: thanks very much! :)

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My soul lies in my bat, i am one with my easton
Once i grip the handle the vandal is released and
Visions of viciousness are carried out with tactics
Slapsticks, but never comedy, it's batting practice...
*Huriyya666child:iconHuriyya666child: May 3, 2008, 9:33:50 PM
"I can't decide. Is this mind-numbingly repetitive? or repetitively mind-numbing?"
I love that panel! johnny bunko amuses me XD

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~Zero7923:iconZero7923: May 3, 2008, 2:14:24 PM
I came across your DA after looking for a certain dance, and the picture of yours I had clicked on was pretty amusing. Needless to say, after looking at your art, I am in love with your style. Its awesome. Consider yourself watched. 83

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~ja01:iconja01: May 2, 2008, 9:23:21 AM
Scary:omg: & good to know! cause now ill be watching my back,for now on...heheh :lol:
~VanHeist:iconVanHeist: May 1, 2008, 10:17:22 PM
i am VERY SNEAKY! hehe

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My soul lies in my bat, i am one with my easton
Once i grip the handle the vandal is released and
Visions of viciousness are carried out with tactics
Slapsticks, but never comedy, it's batting practice...
~VanHeist:iconVanHeist: May 1, 2008, 10:16:46 PM
ha! awesome, thanks so much! never would have thought a business-type story would be something i'd do, but there ya go :P
next on my plate are a bunch of things, most pointedly a creature-horror piece written by writer-director Michael Mongillo...altogether different vein than Johnny Bunko but pretty fun :XD: we'll see how that goes.

thanks again, chief! glad you dug teh Bunko :)

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My soul lies in my bat, i am one with my easton
Once i grip the handle the vandal is released and
Visions of viciousness are carried out with tactics
Slapsticks, but never comedy, it's batting practice...
~kounji:iconkounji: May 1, 2008, 9:16:07 PM
I bought your business manga, and completely enjoyed it. I think you're a fantastic sequential artist, and I will be your fan for ever. Question is what are you going to do next. I for one would love a Jim Cramer manga, but that's just me. I honestly felt like johnny bunko was me like 6 months from now
~Islendingur:iconIslendingur: May 1, 2008, 2:46:44 PM
^^

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~VanHeist:iconVanHeist: May 1, 2008, 6:05:48 AM
thanks very much chief! :D

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My soul lies in my bat, i am one with my easton
Once i grip the handle the vandal is released and
Visions of viciousness are carried out with tactics
Slapsticks, but never comedy, it's batting practice...